Joke Mod – 7 Days to Die Mods (2024)

Welcome to Joke Mod!

Version 4.0.0 – Updated and Working for A21.2 B37 Only

This mod is about 85% a joke, 10% serious, 5% butterscotch ripple. It has been an idea for years and is finally a realization. It literally started as a joke and grew from there. The mod has been made so that players can have a serious playthrough and not just log in for 5 minutes, have some laughs, and never play it again. Although some people might still do that. Rude!

This mod was thought up/created by RizzoMF and Zilox with consultation from Khaine and killerbunny264. Thanks also to our testers over the versions: RedDaBoo, Dobbers, Jbirdgaming_, Hijarlz, darkness_from_above, Ecktos, peachykeen80, KP_The_Stonehammer, Amilla_Silverline, Southern38, RedstoneDad, Dyne, Kode, Celebanto, RoyalEagle_Kingdom, and Rowen_Blackwing_Gaming. Also, a big thank you to my community for the ideas and support!

Community members from whom ideas were stolen, er used: turbodiarrhea_, killerbunny264, Hehahigh, drbananastbagsyou, Hijarl, CloudZayne, xpenguin84x, Dobbers, and anyone else we may have missed.

Features Almost Everything List

(Contains Spoilers!)

VERSION 4 CHANGE LOG

FIXED

Added missing recipe for the Rifle Tube Extender
Fixed slipping on a banana causing infinite slip loop
Fixed one of the commercial tube lights causing console errors
Fixed Crap Sack Fuel not being buyable from the PC
Fixed all the low poly feral entities being too slow

CHANGED

MAJOR CHANGE Item tier increased to 10. Level 9 and 10 items can only be found in loot. Mod slots cap at 6. Crafting perks give 2 points per level, so rank 1 = level 2 item. Rank 2 = level 4 item. Etc.
Increased the number of trader quests to 10
Added the POI name into the quest list
Increased the health of each tier on the Nesting Clown
Increased the heat generated by the Karen Summoner (it still takes time to generate)
Iced Bandages cure Stubbed Toe
Lowered stack size on all Iced bandages to 25 from 50
Smoothies now give a freezing buff when consumed
Lowered the damage on the m60 as it was WAY too high for some reason
Gave the R17 Pistol a new silencer
Updated silenced sounds for PKM, Minimi, Bearit Rifle, R17
Adjusted non-scope aim down sight for laser guns
Changed the jump sound on the Jump Jets Mod
Changed the explosion sound for the Rocket Nuke
The piano has been repaired and plays music
Changed the sounds for Twitch Integration crate steal and denied crate steal
Changed the explosion particle for the Demo Clown
Demo Clowns have been changed. One does entity damage, one does block damage. Which one does which? No clue!
Replaced the skull corpse block from skeletons with a pile of bones
Fire hazards now deal the same amount of damage to both players and entities. A decrease for players and an increase for entities
You can now harvest small amounts of oil from Raptors. It comes from dinos, right?
Various hats and the Cigar now provide one perk point into various perks
Changed the Police Car alarm when the car is broken open instead of lockpicked
Changed the second questline so it’s a bit easier to finish
Skeletons changed from organic material to stone
Robot changed from organic material to metal
Blood gore removed from skeletons, robots, and scarecrows
Changed the mesh on the supply plane
Changed the explosion and sound for the Poop Sock Grenade. Fixed up it’s collider
Changed the model and name (Le Chonk) for the Feral House Cat
The RizCo robot actually sounds like a robot now
Replaced paper with Junk Mail in mailboxes
Made the custom castle POI more difficult to clear
All workstations can now be rotated in any direction
Gore Sledge can now be sold to traders

ADDED

New Turd Collector. Works like the Dew Collector, but collects Turds
Horde night variants of the bosses with lower loot drop rates
Killing any Hotdog Harry variant has a 25% chance to spawn a cow
New Mario Kart themed blocks to roads. What do they do? We ain’t sayin!
7 new main menu music tracks for your earholes delight
Added a box of lawn chocolates to replace all the removed candies
Added a decorative arcade cabinet multi block
Added a challenge note to kill low poly entities
Added more dad jokes. You’re welcome.
Added a Roll of Arcade Tickets (very rare). Found in Limited Edition loot and rarely in arcade cabinets.
Added radios that play special music. Not found anywhere. Schematic given at end of first questline. They are multiblocks so you can pick which one you want to place. They can also be picked back up by holding ‘E’ when looking at them.
Added recipes for stacks of clay, polymer, leather, cloth, oil, sewing kits, and bone. Locked by Art of Mining Vol 5.
Added the ability to bundle ammo to stack it easier
Prison Wallet (Limited Edition) pants mod – unlocks 16 backpack slots
Moon Knocker mod for the co*ck Knocker – send enemies flying like the Bat to the Moon
Playing Card mod for the bicycle. Acts exactly like the Super Charger but you can get it sooner.
Rocket Launcher Tube Extender for the… well… Rocket Launcher
Variants of the bosses for horde night to reduce their loot drops
Spider Skeleton + feral version
Spider Hotdog Harry
Clown Flyer (He’s working now)
Frosty Balls (a snowball spitting lumberjack) + feral version
Cheerleader + feral version
Diver + feral version
Grandma + feral version – her loot drops are only candy. Thanks grandma!
Drill Sgt + feral version
A new officer + feral version
Prisoner + feral version
Fast food worker + feral version
Werewolf + feral version
Hippopotamus
Penguin
Mimic
T1 Pipe Magnum
T4 Cardboard Pistol (Limited Edition)
T4 Cardboard LMG (Limited Edition)
T4 Triple Barrel Shotgun (Limited Edition)
T4 Golden Gun (Limited Edition – this gun has a 3 round magazine, heals 25 pts when you hit a target, and hurts 25 pts when you miss a target)
T4 Foam Finger Gun (Limited Edition)
T4 Pipe Wrench (Limited Edition)
T4 Censor Club (Limited Edition)
T4 Box Cutter (Limited Edition)
T4 Spork (Limited Edition – acts as an axe, shovel, AND pickaxe all in one)
Toy Coupe car
RizCo Rocket

REMOVED

Entity red dots on compass for clear quests EXCEPT for the last few remaining entities
Knuckle Sandwich perk as it was not working properly
All candies with positive/negative effects. Vision effect/big head/confetti candies remain.
Removed the couch entity

Modlets Included

Custom Particle Loader (by closer_ex)
Added: Zombies, animals, guns, melee weapons, food/drinks, medical items, quests, work stations, clothing, armor, junk, magazines
All item recipes removed from the skill tree. Recipes can only be learned from schematics
Schematics/books can be scrapped for Arcade Tickets. Added Ticket Redemption machines to traders and in other various places. You can use Arcade Tickets at these machines to “buy” schematics.
Item tier increased to 10. Level 9 and 10 items can only be found in loot. Mod slots cap at 6. Crafting perks give 2 points per level, so rank 1 = level 2 item. Rank 2 = level 4 item. Etc.
Increased the number of trader quests to 10. Also added the POI name into the quest list.
Removed primary governing perks (Strength, Agility, etc). Added new perks tree’s (General, Firearm, Melee, Harvesting, Wellbeing). Bonus crit damage and dismember chance rolled into weapon perks.
Removed trader protection & set open times to almost always open
Removed weapon/tool parts
Removed the vanilla death debuff and replaced it with our own. Now upon respawn, players will have Dysentery, receive 25% less XP for 10 minutes, AND respawn with lower starting food/drink/health. That’s rough!
All night horde night!
New death debuff

Quests

Custom yellow challenge notes
Trader quests with different objectives
High tier trader quests
Night time buried quests
Starter quest shortened
New trader quest with a great end reward
Added Buried Treasure 4-6 tier

Food

New food and drinks
Hurray! You can farm the land once again! Garden hoe added back in and you can hoe the ground
Canned food has dysentery again, aww crap.
Actually, all food has various levels of dysentery. You aren’t a master chef after all.

Medical

Infection has been replaced with Stink. You ALWAYS have a stink and you must keep it under control with various items.
New candies with various effects

Weapons

Melee – lot’s of them!
Guns – also lot’s of them!

Tools

New tiers of tools – plant fiber, plastic, and cutlery tools
Power tool mods to make them melee weapons

Clothing/Armor

Eyewear with various effects
Armor mods
New tiers of armor – paper, gore, bomb squad

Everything Else

Removed zombie rage mechanic
Lockable inventory slots
New resource – Gore
Lot’s of pointless items
Custom paintings
Some containers destroy on close
Additional water sources – if it looks like one, it probably is!
Advanced work stations
Removed weapon/tool parts from loot/recipes
Removed learned recipes from the skill tree
ALL recipes/schematics must be found in the world
Mod slots – 1 per item quality
Custom perk tree
Custom magazines
Bigger backpack
Larger toolbelt
Trader protection off – Open almost 24/7
Custom vehicles
World decor
Custom POI
Workstations can be picked up and repaired
POI lights can be turned on and off
Player Level, Lootstage, and Deaths on UI
No stamina usage when zooming
Carboard boxes are lootable

In conclusion, thank you to everyone who at least tries this mod. It won’t be for everyone but we still appreciate the time taken to try it!

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Credits: RizzoMF, Zilox